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Ted Never Gets a Break

More Lettuce
Here’s some classic pics of Ted once again receiving the short-end of the stick. These pics, taken from MAN VS. DRAGON, show Ted after the Ninja Hurricane passes through.
Ted Covered In Lettuce
We get a lot of inquiries about Ted, questions like “Why the hell does Ted live with that nut Floyd?” And “Will Ted ever get a break?”
Ted Sees the Ninjas
To answer the first question, here’s something that has never been publicly revealed before: Ted and Floyd are brothers. Ted has no choice but to live with Floyd; it’s the only way he can afford to put himself through night law school.
And to answer the second question, no. Ted will never get a break.

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